I'm implementing a new "down for maintenance" page this weekend which has more info on it, such as outage cause, ETA for the site's return, and a spiffy SWF file that Brian Lawler insisted that we use for any new DONUT FREAK OUT page.

I am considering something else in the spirit of "Donut Freak Out", but with less tendency to become obnoxious after seeing it 3 times. Of course, this may mean it's obnoxious from the very beginning to some folks, but it'll probably give you an idea of what I think is humorous. If you want to see it, I will be testing it around 3 am on Sunday morning.